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Loco Rob column Yo soy no Ron Santo
I approached Ron Santo while exuberantly saying that I was with The Heckler. He looked at me like I was crazy.
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Loco Rob column: Cubs Band Aid approach isn’t brain surgery
The Cubs' only farm system is the repeat process of sending one of their own down to Iowa for rehab assignments.
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An Open Letter to Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitch Mortaza
Tuesday afternoon The Heckler published a story about the Lingerie Football League. About two minutes later, their lawyers sent us a cease and desist. Here's what we think of that.
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Loco Rob Column: Hawks power play is a gas, gas, gas
The Citgo Petroleum power play is the most ridiculous term in all of sports. In your dreams you hit the game winning grand slam, throw the game winning touchdown, score the winning basket and the...
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Heckler mailbag: Wood’s return, Ozzie getting fired and Koyie’s toe thumbs
We at The Heckler get unsolicited emails all the time. Usually they're from Sox fans who think we have a North Side bias. Those go straight to the trash. Sometimes, however, they're from people who...
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Loco Rob Column: Baseball is looking the other way on this question
By now the desire of millions of baseball fans was to know how far that homer flew, and the craving for such knowledge was relentless. Ten years ago, a major airline paid a huge chunk of change to the...
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Loco Rob Column: Thank you and hello
The right thing to do when quitting a column is to write a fifteen-minute resignation piece thanking your readers and saying goodbye in a hail of fireworks. You can all relax because I am not quitting....
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Loco Rob Column: Here’s a digit for this park’s name
The name of the Mets spring training ballpark in Port St. Lucie is Digital Domain Park. You probably can’t believe it. Yes, without a doubt, it is the stupidest name in the history of anything that...
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Loco Rob Column: Catfish Hunter’s Legacy Must Not Be Tarnished by...
From time to time, current events inadvertently skewer the meaning of nouns that preexisted and have nothing to do with the latest trend.
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Heckler Column: The fall of Kobe Bryant
Oh, how far the mighty can fall due to selfishness. After recently reading an article about Kobe Bryant, (ESPN the Magazine), I can no longer ignore the Mamba’s problems. He’s out of control because...
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